Astorius's definitions

Oil

Something the United States would kill a country for.

Libya: I FOUND OIL!
US: STAY WHERE YOU ARE
Libya: Why?
*US gets in a tank*
Libya: What are you doing?
*US kills Libya with his tank*
US: That's some good oil to use!

by Astorius June 4, 2018

Black Balloons

Black Balloons represents all the negative things as pain, depression etc in your life. Once you die, it pops away.

I love black balloons.
Black Balloons represent me
Why does NF have black balloons beside him?

by Astorius November 4, 2019

Kaffe DIEM

a coffee shop in Western Norway. It's cheaper than you think.

Buy coffee from Kaffe Diem. It's super cheap.

by Astorius February 21, 2018