Nipple Balloon

A balloon, that strikes a shocking resemblance to a womans brests. Has a distinct nipple quality and a perfect boobn texture. Many men who can't get any purchase these for their blow up doll on place of brest implants.

Jeff went to the party store to purchass some Nipple balloons for his variety of blow up dolls. So he could have a lil more fun.

by Deziray, hailey December 20, 2008

balloon knot

Tight puckered skin around the anus designed to stop shit from falling out your ass!

'yo bitch, you better stop that balloon knot squeekin if you wanna dry bummin'

by Marky MNM January 15, 2008

Balloon Boy

The act of a male stroking a dick with each hand while sucking a dick at the same time.

Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!

by Burnt Reynolds January 7, 2018

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010

balloon knot

fart pipe, leather cheerio, meat doughnut

after licking it for a minute, i stuck my finger in her balloon knot.

by King Eggroll FHC July 5, 2005

red balloon

an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.

Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.

by funnybunny May 6, 2008

flesh balloon

a fully erect penis. colloquial term for male genitalia in an erect state.

Sally was disapointed by Ted's flacid flesh balloon.

by jafus December 9, 2005