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Muddy Melon Baller 

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.
I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.
Muddy Melon Baller by G.P. June 11, 2006

dusty baller 

Old paigon football that chats wham.
Pogba: Graeme Souness is a dusty baller
dusty baller by Dustyyute August 17, 2021

free baller

a person that doesnt wear under garments (mostly underwear)
boy-omg
girl-what happened?
boy- amanda was freeballing today
girl-how u know?
boy-trust me , you dont wanna know
girl- ew that free baller
free baller by KidNina March 25, 2009

the baller society 

There is still hope if you weren't eligible for the baller crew to be accepted in some formal ballerness, there is the baller society. (the def. of the baller crew could not be posted on this site because the site realized it is just too damn baller to be published) To get into this society you have to have shown exquisite ballerness in everyday life, and if you try to hard to be baller to get into this crew, you are definitley not baller. This is so because you can not try hard to be baller it has to come naturally and easy, if it doesn't stop trying! Anyway you know if you should be in this society or not, and of course all the members of the baller crew are automatically granted membership to this society.
The rules of the Baller Society.
1. Do not talk about the Baller Society.
2. Do not talk about the Baller Society.
3. No trons will be permitted into this society.
4. Do not ask me if you are in this society, if there is any question and you are wondering if you are in this society, i will tell you. You are not.
5. If you continually break rule 4 there will be a sore fate for you.
Tim says, "Can i be in the baller society?"
The baller society says, "No tim, you are just not baller enough, maybe someday . . may someday . . ."
the baller society by P-tone November 7, 2004

Stone Baller 

a hardcore person who is strong and rough
Stone Baller by cor_a_lor September 24, 2010

White Collar Baller

Name provided for 20-something, upper middle class, young professional or graduate student who also "balls". This is different from someone who is "preppy" or a "young trendy professional" or "hipster" in that his or her appreciation for hip hop culture contributes to his or her overall personality, behavioral traits, and personal associations. There has been a rise in "White collar ballers" in recent years, as many students in the "fraternity culture" have drifted from the "good ol boy" and "country music" loving ways of the past, to a greater appreciation not only for hip hop, but its culture, and contribution to the American Zeitgeist.
1. "I can't believe Senator John Cornyn's son showed up to a tailgate wearing a Hakeem Olajuwon throwback jersey"

"Dude, that's how he rolls. He's a White Collar Baller".

2. "I played golf with Jason and Paul yesterday. After talking about the stock market, politics, and wine, we debated who provided more in-depth sociopolitical observations, Tupac, Nas, or Dead Prez"

"You guys are white collar ballers"

3. "Professor Stengel, while I understand your admiration for the works of Yeats, Longfellow, and Wordsworth, I would have to argue that the greatest poets are Bob Dylan and Weezy".