hannah baker

Character in the netflix show "13 reasons why".
!!SPOILER!!

Real smol child who killed herself because she was bullied and raped and deserved better .

" Wow peopl should really be nicer with that girl

- Yeah , hope she doesn't end up like Hannah Baker

by a-little-fangirl April 11, 2017

Lilly Baker

A crackhead that loves being an idiot and doesn’t shut up

Lilly Baker is a Crackhead

by Crabbythecrackhead April 24, 2019

Cruiz Baker

A long haired acne covered retard no one likes

if you have no friends your a cruiz baker

by biggest love handle June 11, 2023

fake n'baker

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.

"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"

by BermpChick January 2, 2013

William Richard Baker

A gay idiot who thinks he’s popular, he’s that one “friend” who’s not actually your friend and you avoid him when you see him in public. William Richard Baker is very white and pale he has a big forehead and an ugly face

Look at William Richard baker he is ugly

by Ligmadeez April 26, 2022

Ms. Baker

A teacher or professor in her cougar years with a large bust, full lips and wide hips. Thought of as being attractive, and has certainly been the cause of many stains on high school and college guys bed sheets.

Dude 1: Remember our old english teacher Ms. Baker?
Dude 2: Was she the one with phat ass tits, fat ass lips and bangin' ass lips?
Dude 1: Hell yeah dawg!

by Mister_Nøgenhat January 3, 2017

sperm baker

The status rendered to the female gender as a result of compulsory pregnancy.

Parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it's CEO of a company or CEO of the country (aka President of the United States). Apparently, they're all full of s*** since the female's ultimate role, according to the so-called "pro-life" movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.

by FedUpWithBeingBitchSlappedYetLadies? May 26, 2006