Awkward Muslim 

A botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.

Only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.

Tom: Do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?

Will: No, I'm Jewish

Tom: *Awkward Muslim*

Awkward Muslim by FremdeLeute March 22, 2011

Awkward af 

When you know they can be a couple but they are being awkward

It’s awkward af when Leah and Sheen are fucking in the wall.

Awkward af by Therod6969 February 11, 2018

awkward trout 

n-the slapping of your hand repetitively between someones legs

v-(awkward trouting)the ack of slapping your hand repetitively between someones legs

"Steph snuck up on Joey in office class today and gave him an awkward trout. Joey then crossed his legs while he sat so it would not happen again."

awkward trout by Roger Wyss January 6, 2009

Awkward Checkpoint 

When you are playing Call of Duty (any of them) on Veteran difficulty, and you get a checkpoint where there is somebody just about to kill you, and you have to endanger yourself to kill them, and normally die quickly.

Dude, I'm just about to finish 'Dowfall', but that guy with the Panzershrek keeps killing me. This is such an awkward checkpoint.

Awkward Checkpoint by Colin H. Christ June 29, 2009

awkward milkman

sexual euphemism in which the man is having intercourse with the woman in the missionary position and, upon the moment of orgasm, retracts the penis and blows his load in his own mouth, thus causing the woman to feel awkward.

I used to date her until I pulled an awkward milkman. After that, she wouldn't return my calls.

awkward milkman by seoulsucker February 20, 2011

Awkward Robot 

any situation that involves saying the wrong thing at the wrong time to tripping and falling in front of a huge crowd of people...all these situations call for the awkward robot

So I ran up to this kid and slapped his booty because I thought he was my friend...turns out I didn't know him. AWKWARD ROBOT!

Awkward Robot by Meara February 15, 2006

Awkward Turkey 

When someone (could be you too!) is awkward, put your hand straight up, and the other hand like a fist, while pulling your thumb out and twisting the fisted hand. Then, when something is REALLY AWKWARD (I mean, it really has to be... Really, don't fake it. If it's not THAT awkward, do it regularly, otherwise if it is EXTREMELY AWKWARD, then you do this:) make your hand that's making the fist move in a forward motion, almost like you're shaking a mustard container. REMEMBER: ONLY DO THIS OF IT IS REALLY AWKWARD!

Taylor: "I have a seed on my boob."
Peet: (awkward turkey)

Awkward Turkey by Peet Montzingo January 23, 2008