It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010
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Released in late October of 2004, GTA: SA is a video game for the Playstation 2 (PS2). You take the role of a protaganist who goes around jacking people from their cars and performing missions on the streets of a fictional city called "San Andrdeas".
The great thing about the game is that there is so many things you can do besides follow the main story. Like be a taxi driver, paramedic, pimp, valet parker, street racer, truck shipment driver, pool shark, gambler and so on.
The game is a whole lot of fun if you're into action games with driving. NOT recommended for young audiences. The game is rated M (mature) for a reason.
The great thing about the game is that there is so many things you can do besides follow the main story. Like be a taxi driver, paramedic, pimp, valet parker, street racer, truck shipment driver, pool shark, gambler and so on.
The game is a whole lot of fun if you're into action games with driving. NOT recommended for young audiences. The game is rated M (mature) for a reason.
by UglyMug November 5, 2004
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Such as when you are driving on a crowded street and decide to pull onto the sidewalk and plow through anything that happens to be in the way, not caring about scraping other cars, buildings, people etc.
Such as when you are driving on a crowded street and decide to pull onto the sidewalk and plow through anything that happens to be in the way, not caring about scraping other cars, buildings, people etc.
Man, these cars turning left at the light aren't out of the way enough for me to pass and go right. I'm going to say "the hell with it" and Grand Theft Auto style my way through the median strip.
by Dude troublington May 8, 2009
Get the Grand Theft Auto Style mug.The Act Of Where Youre Not Aware that you are performing acts in real life that resemble ideas or depictions from any grand theft auto game. often happens when a new grand theft auto comes out or you have played grand theft auto in excess of more then 8 hours in one day.
1. Running against a wall and not moving anywhere (AKA getting stuck on a wall)
2. Taking a base ball bat and hitting the ground in repetive pattern, often associated with the bomp bopm bomp bomp sound your bat makes.
3. Taking a bicycle or a 1982 el camino and trying to jump of mountains named after mexican dishes.
4. Trying to open a Police Cruiser's door by shaking the handle twice then running.
5. Jacking a vehicle by punching some one twice in the head then ripping them out of the vehicle throwing them to the ground and occasionaly hopping over the gear box while saying something along the lines of "I need this"
6. when youre getting ready to get hit by a vehicle you might yell something that has no purpose "Cheezy Vaginas"
7. Payng for a hooker, letting her get out and run her over with said vehicle and picking your money back up.
8. jumping walking or running abnormaly as if you are half human half gorilla.
9. having the thought of if you die you can just start over at your nearest hospital.
10. anytime something unfortunate occurs, you are the first to yell WASTED...
11. Having Weapons Appear In Your Hands when you press the D pad to your life.
1. Running against a wall and not moving anywhere (AKA getting stuck on a wall)
2. Taking a base ball bat and hitting the ground in repetive pattern, often associated with the bomp bopm bomp bomp sound your bat makes.
3. Taking a bicycle or a 1982 el camino and trying to jump of mountains named after mexican dishes.
4. Trying to open a Police Cruiser's door by shaking the handle twice then running.
5. Jacking a vehicle by punching some one twice in the head then ripping them out of the vehicle throwing them to the ground and occasionaly hopping over the gear box while saying something along the lines of "I need this"
6. when youre getting ready to get hit by a vehicle you might yell something that has no purpose "Cheezy Vaginas"
7. Payng for a hooker, letting her get out and run her over with said vehicle and picking your money back up.
8. jumping walking or running abnormaly as if you are half human half gorilla.
9. having the thought of if you die you can just start over at your nearest hospital.
10. anytime something unfortunate occurs, you are the first to yell WASTED...
11. Having Weapons Appear In Your Hands when you press the D pad to your life.
12. picking up empty coffee cups or brigs of the ground and throwing them at people.
13. having a reticule for when your aiming with a gun.
14. jump of buildings and parkour roll and only lose a little bit of your health bar. later on looking for a health pack that instantly wounds to broken knees and 12 guage shotgun wounds from the police when you stole his ride.
15. exspecting a purple dildo in the jail bathrooms.
16. look right then left then right again right before you smash the window of that silver porshce you always wanted to take for a spin.
17. inviting a whole bunch of your friends to gang wars, and let them run rampent in the streets.
18. stealing commercial airliners and listening to Rod Stewart while terroist attacking pirate's in men's pants.
19. doing drive by's on golf carts
20. killing thirty cops two helicoptors a couple of swat teams, some parachuting police force, and hiding behind a dumpster for 3 minutes while they forget what they were doing.
21. throwing moltotoves at hobo's.
22. running with $600,000 and an arsenal of weapons including rocket propelled gernade launchers at cars pace.
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13. having a reticule for when your aiming with a gun.
14. jump of buildings and parkour roll and only lose a little bit of your health bar. later on looking for a health pack that instantly wounds to broken knees and 12 guage shotgun wounds from the police when you stole his ride.
15. exspecting a purple dildo in the jail bathrooms.
16. look right then left then right again right before you smash the window of that silver porshce you always wanted to take for a spin.
17. inviting a whole bunch of your friends to gang wars, and let them run rampent in the streets.
18. stealing commercial airliners and listening to Rod Stewart while terroist attacking pirate's in men's pants.
19. doing drive by's on golf carts
20. killing thirty cops two helicoptors a couple of swat teams, some parachuting police force, and hiding behind a dumpster for 3 minutes while they forget what they were doing.
21. throwing moltotoves at hobo's.
22. running with $600,000 and an arsenal of weapons including rocket propelled gernade launchers at cars pace.
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by Grantmei August 9, 2010
Get the Grand Theft Auto Side Effects... mug.A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?
Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money
Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money
by Charlie T. July 21, 2016
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