Ausistic

An Austistic person, who also happens to be someone else's Australian sister.

Person 1: have you seen Charlotte? She's so Ausistic.
Person 2: Isn't she Damien's sister?
*Damien comes up to them with a devilish smirk.*
Person 1: Wrong timing.

by Kenny McCormick And It’s Me Hi February 15, 2024

Assitis

A condition where one can only survive by getting sent an ass pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got assitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see ass pics every day

by Pimpofallsimps March 12, 2024

assestasia

An expulsion of one’s lower intestinal gases that causes a person and or pet, to temporarily go into a comatose state.

My GF caused a 7.5 richter scale fart with a stink that caused the dog to go into assestasia.

by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025

Assital

When someone has no ass at all

She/he has a case of assital

by Camdog38 May 26, 2025

Assital

When someone has no ass at all

She/he has a case of assital

by Camdog38 May 26, 2025

Assitude

The type of bratty behavior a thic baddie with a phat ass gets away with

Her- making random high maintenance requests

Me- in response... "You no ass-having, disagreeable bitch, you're WAY too skinny to be giving me all this assitude"

by SigmaSavage February 8, 2026

hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.

That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.

by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021