Asparadick

A piece of asparagus that is so large in size and girth it is comparable to the size of a dick.

Can you pick up some asparadick at the store for dinner?

This asparadick is very filling.

by Gorl13 July 12, 2018

Aspirix

To aspire above aspiration. The best motherfucker out there.

Wow he is at the aspirix level. That dude is awesome!

by Aspirix May 4, 2019

Asparagucci

A beautiful and delicious plate of asparagus

“Fire one Asparagucci”

by Chefington May 20, 2019

Aspoiding

The act of consciously avoiding discussing the plot details of a piece of media while in the presence of someone who has not experienced it. Alternatively, the act of consciously avoiding or ignoring information regarding media you have not experienced.

A portmanteau of "avoiding" and "spoiler".

"Mike hasn't seen Star Wars yet, so we're aspoiding it around him."
"I can't afford to see the new Star Wars until the end of the week... it's tough aspoiding it on the internet."
"I haven't seen that yet. Please aspoid it if you can."

by Tacheon Black December 26, 2019

asphalt

ouch.

I broke my leg on asphalt...

by ilovedrugs420 June 16, 2021

Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 1, 2021

aspr1n

famous TikToker (very cool kid!1!1!1)

aspr1n is so cool!!

by aspr1n September 13, 2021