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Amber Heard simps

Group of simps who fawns on a female domestic abuser named Amber Heard who faked her bruises to claim abuse when all evidence points to the opposite. Not to mention it turns out she lied about donating her divorce settlement money when she actually spend them on herself afterward as well as the fact that there was even a fucking audio recording of her threatening Johnny Depp.

Not only that, if you call them out and tell them of the evidence against their "goddess", they'll move the goalpost and project just to maintain their narrative and image of Amber Heard's innocence.
Make no mistake, Johnny Depp is no saint and he has to be a simp for even staying with her for as long as he had but the Amber Heard simps are so unbelievable they make you lose faith in humanity as a whole.
by Idiot-Finder2 April 12, 2021
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Albert/Flamingo

A Roblox youtuber we all enjoy. He got that SWAG Jojo Siwa Merch. Most people who watch him are familiar with EarthWorm Sally. If your not then your a disappoinment Go watch him
"DAMN ALBERT/FLAMINGO IS AWESOME, GO WATCH HIM"
by Idiotic Imposter November 3, 2020
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Alberto

A guy of Hispanic descent. He is very arrogant, conceited, and over-confident. He is very social and really outgoing. People think he is dumb because of the way he acts in public, but little do they know that he is the most intelligent guy in the room. You could say he has a sort of god-complex, yet the only reason people assume that is because he is just so confident in his abilities. He is handsome, a charmer, and an overall ladies man. Other guys around him are always jealous because of all the attention he gets from girls. At first glance he can seem like a douche bag, but once you get to know him you will understand what it is to talk to a true genius.
* Rumors * Alberto is dumb...

After 1 year of knowing him,
"He is so smart how did I not see it from the start..."
by Complex Being October 15, 2017
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ALBERT

Albert is a relaxed,cool,sexy,smoking hot dude that u will fall in love with instantly but don't want to fuck with or just make him pissed or u out. Albert can also be sweet,nice, and loving. It is very easy to fall in love with an Albert.
That Albert over there (👉) is hot and looks relaxed.
by Greatshyshy June 1, 2016
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Amber

Amber is a force of nature, she knows what she wants and goes after it. She is very down to earth. She has a heart of gold. She is beautiful kind smart and funny. Her smile lights up the nights sky and her eyes will have you dazed. She can be a huge handful. She wants someone who can be themselves around her & make her laugh. She is often really shy and turns as red as a tomato. She knows how to make anyone feel better. She is usually a brunette with hazel eyes, and is somewhat short with a nice ass. Once you have a taste of her you will be hooked. She is a prize you need to show off. She is clumsy and falls down a lot. If you ever spot an amber keep her or you'll regret it. She is the best friend you'll ever need you can go to her for anything and she will always have your back. She is considered to have a heart of stone and if you can get past that she has a heart of gold buried deep within. She's a freak in the bedroom and will leave you speechless.
That Amber took me to places I never knew existed.
by Breeezys September 25, 2018
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Amber

She’s this chick that’s super hot. She will ALWAYS call you out on your bs even when you think you’re hiding it well. She has the curves, the cake, and the tits so she’s a keeper. She so smart, like 4.0 GPA and president of any club she’s in smart. She always dates the boys who play drums for fun and like non-pop music. She’s usually in a relationship because who doesn’t wanna date her?!? But hey, maybe slide in the dm because she may be out of it by now. When she sets her mind on something she will do anything it takes to accomplish it. She’s absolutely gorgeous bro. She loves the beach but also likes getting dirty. She probably is afraid of spiders tho. The chances of you seeing a picture of her are rare but when you see her in person your jaw will drop.
Bro, what’s Amber’s number?

I want Amber so bad.
by Snugglemuffin October 3, 2019
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Alberto

Person : Hey do you know who alberto is?
Other person : yo tengo?
by cobra_arboc November 12, 2019
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