Callivus Von Shapiro

A very smart individual, most likely conservative.

That person is quite the Callivus Von Shapiro.

by Callivus February 22, 2022

Von

Von is the sweetest most nicest person you will meet. They are so wholesome, funny, and kind. You are incredibly lucky to have a von in your life. Vons are also gay rats, but in a good way. Von is so pure that god itself fears them. Everyone needs a von in their life.

You are so lucky to have your friend von. They are the best.

by PrdflS8n August 10, 2021

Von

The one who stands above god.
Also has a very large dick and/or ass.

Omg you're such a Von.

by Bill g8s June 8, 2021

Jayy Von Monroe

Blatantly better than Dahvie Vanity.
Okay, well, Jayy Von Monroe was just his BOTDF stage name. He's actually named Jeremy Griffis, and LORD he took in some horrible shit during his tenure with Blood. He did manage to escape the abuse (did I mention Dahvie almost made him contract AIDS by forcing him to not take his HIV meds with him on tour?) and has a much better career as Dahli.

Jayy Von Monroe, now known as Dahli, won the fourth season of Boulet Brothers' Dragula and was crowned as "World's Next Drag Supermonster".

by 7568ino October 21, 2024

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.

"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

King Vonning

Getting rid of op's on opp block by force

Lil bro: "Bout to go clear them ops"
Big bro: "Yh lets go king vonning g"

by GavinPalmer December 3, 2024