Puppy Roses

A euphemism for noticeable signs of a female's STD(s), brought to us by the folks at T9 text input.

"Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"

by The Tall Kid August 10, 2009

puppy scuppy

A term used for a really cute puppy.

Look at that puppy scuppy over there.

by MChockey April 5, 2009

slush puppie

act of putting a 7/11 slushie on your penis and sucking it off yourself

The worker at 7/11 was giving himself a slush puppie.

by Brappppp BRap April 16, 2020

Pound Puppy

The child of a law enforcement official, namely a cop.

Officer Dukatzi left work early to pick up donuts for his Pound Puppy.

by Kludwig July 19, 2011

puppy aids

A fictional ailment used as a reference for something that is intensely sad, a superlative for the saddest thing in the universe.

#1: Remember that movie Bambi, when the mom got shot? I cried watching that.

#2: Yeah man, that shit was sadder than puppy aids.

by zampanos protege January 17, 2009

Slush Puppy

The act of ejaculating into a condom, then making your respected lover drink it.

I liked her sooo much, I thought she deserved a slush puppy.

by Hunky-dorry March 15, 2004

Bucket of puppies

Something completely worthless that you would throw away gleefully.

Inspired by the video of a young woman pitching puppies from a bucket into a river.

-"Man, James totally abandoned his girlfriend at the bar last night."
-"Yeah, he treated her like a bucket of puppies."

by DogLover2k10 September 2, 2010