road tit

sucking on a woman's breast as a means of compensation for a ride, as in road head

Adam: Ali said she'd give me a ride to NYU as long as I give her road tit
Bougie: Oh Word?

by popMoneyBills April 19, 2007

Tit Monday

The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.

N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday

After weeks of 30 - 40 degree weather, this Friday will will have a high of 65, making it Tit Monday.

by smaker May 26, 2018

Whisper tits

A flat chested Woman

Hey Whisper tits! Where's my supper?

by themilkofothers January 16, 2015

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

lotus tit

The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.

On no! The lotus tit!

by Neito September 19, 2008

whippin' tits

If someone is whippin' tits, they are accomplishing their goals in an efficient manner, aka kicking ass and possibly taking names.

"I am really whippin' tits on this homework."
"Can't believe you got that floor laid so quickly, you must have really been whippin' tits."

by whippintitssinceought8 April 23, 2015

teabag tits

A derogatory term used to describe a woman with small flat breasts and big dark wrinkled nipples.

"Mam, Dad have you seen her nextdoor? Old teabag tits is sunbathing topless again"

by da girl nextdoor May 5, 2016