kybard

A non-working or somehow defective keyboard. From a Dilbert cartoon.

"twf?"
"Dude, take back that kybard."

by Neito December 11, 2008

lotus tit

The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.

On no! The lotus tit!

by Neito September 19, 2008