applicative politics

A political view that has a direct effect on one's personal life such as cannabis legalization or gay marriage. It does not make other politics such as foreign affairs any less important. Rather, it speaks for the issues that are most important in one persons life. Does not necessarily represent a liberal viewpoint, as they could be against cannabis legalization.

Politically obsessed person: "If you don't care about the financial involment overseas, then you are a turd-eating liberal!!"
Rational and sane person: "I am neither a liberal or conservative, I just care more about cannabis being legal for me to partake than what happens with the goverment budget. I guess its what you would call applicative politics- politics that actually matter."

by Gassy Emu July 6, 2011

Polite Bite

When you really don't feel like eating but are guilted into eating. Eating, in order to "fit in".

"Oh, you better at least have a "polite bite" of your Birthday Cake!". Second example; When your Mom or someone offers you something to eat and you've recently eaten and just couldn't eat another bite. "Oh, honey just have a "polite bite", I made it just for you!". When someone insists you taste something and it doesn't look appealing to you. So in order to not offend them, you take a "polite bite".

by Roxi Belaire September 5, 2011

political fuckstorm

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a political fuckstorm

by Chachatiger October 21, 2019

Political Correctness

One of the biggest crocks of bullshit of all time.

Political Correctness is a farce and should not be taken serious.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 12, 2021

Political Debate

2 boomers fighting like preschoolers over something no one else gives a crap about.

Did you see Political Debate that man it was hell a crazy.
I know dude light who would rant on and on about ,uh lets see, the Supreme Court maybe?

by RazorRhino October 28, 2021

Political Predator

An individual in a position of unelected power who wields this position to indoctrinate unsuspecting individuals for political purposes outside the positions original purpose.

That teacher is a political predator he indoctrinated my friend into joining a violent movement

by JakesTheMan September 3, 2021

American Politics

An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.

"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022