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woof on her breadbox

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.
When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.
by icount September 24, 2009
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woof

"is that your woof that just pissed on my Yorkie's head?"
"damnnn right it is!"
by goteamv June 26, 2008
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womft

That clown who stayed at my gaff when I got married was a total "WOMFT"
by gperry February 9, 2010
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Womf

A cunty woman however NOT a feminist. It can be used in substitution of “bitch”
“U tis a gae womf”

HEY WOMF HOW IS U”
by Shawnquisha May 11, 2018
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Woofer

One of eith of the two extreme ends of gothic Sub Culture.

1.) The D&D player in black clothing who may actually think they are a magician or vampire. These are the uber-geeks that hang out stinking of patchouli oil.

2.) The over established, and usually older Goths that are fixtures in the scene, and by who others try to be cool through association. They are so blinding, as well as self deceiving in there gothdom that they don’t realize they are typically a half decade or more late, and several thousand dollars worth of lip service clothes short of having managed to become productive members of society.
"Is that guy actually wearing a cape and fangs? What a Woofer"

"That Woofer has been wearing those same black vinyl pants for a decade. They went from cool, to over-done, to old school"
by FireMoth April 9, 2006
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woomfercream

The condensed version of the common phrase asked by baristas: "room for cream?". Woomfercream can lead to confusion and frustration when a customer asks for cream after denying any woomfercream in there coffee.
"What the heck is Woomfercream? But yes I would like cream and sugar."
by kbob69 October 18, 2021
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woofrigginhoo

*someone tells you that you're related to Bill Clinton* -.- Woofigginhoo...
by Lis July 16, 2003
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