Sprinkey winkey

Unit of measurement: Four full handfuls of ingredients.

Kay’s Cooking: Mash and Cheese 15:26 “Sprinkey winkey, making up all of these new words, of cheese.”

by CrazyJoeP January 12, 2025

Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.

When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"

by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025

Stinky Winker

Is the action of two bros pressing each other's assholes together and puckering.

"My friend and I were drunk, and gave each other Stinky Winkers."

"That reminds me of the time I received a Stinky Winker."

Bro 1:"Hey. What are you doing tonight.

Bro 2: Oh you, know Stink Winking."

by Wink Stink Steve October 9, 2025

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale November 17, 2015

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

by Stickypee May 12, 2020

tiddle my winkles

A common phrase meaning “darn”.

Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.

Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”

by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020