i win 

a game you play in walmart the mall or any other place with mass amounts of people the subject is to find the worst looking person there and say i win and then the other people have to beat you

dude look at her i totally win

no way doesnt count she has something wrong with her i win

i win by abysseum July 11, 2009

Brewers Win the World Series 

Sex. (History). The "code term" invented when discussing Craig's incredible drought.

It was said, Craig's drought ending was about as likely as "The Brewers Winning the World Series."

Brewers Win the World Series by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

Let the wookie win 

A nerd/geek phrase.
A reference to Star Wars: Used to describe a situation where you are dealing with someone extremely drunk (Whiskey is usually a common facor), whom words cannot penetrate their psyche, they only speak the language of violence. They have a "pick-a-fight" mentality, yet you decline as much as possible to avoid it. This is mostly because you are smaller and fragile like a droid, and they are bigger than you like a wookie.

Friend: What happened between you and our mutual friend?

You : He kept slapping me around because he drank a lot of WHISKEY, and decided to single me out for being the bohemoth that he is. He kept slapping me in the face and calling a bitch. I just had to "Let the wookie win".

Let the wookie win by Anti-Hipster of the Apocolypse January 5, 2011

Teh Win 

Lame phrase thought up by internet nerds who have nothing better to do than sit on IRC and create catch-phrases from other people's typos. A pop culture thing.

the new lame-ass computer game that we're all obsessed with is TEH WIN!

Teh Win by Nikki November 5, 2004

made of win

A quite handy phrase, most easily used to determine whether the person you are talking to is a complete moron or not. If the person uses this phrase, or similar ones involving the words fail, epic, or lulz, the generally accepted manner of dealing with them is to kill them immediately for the betterment of mankind.

This definition is not made of win, but it is made of letters, pixels, bytes, colors, and other such things.

made of win by sba. November 2, 2008

LOVE WIN 

When you make your girlfriend blush and smile a lot.

girlfriend: I like it when you say that... hee :)

you: LOVE WIN!

LOVE WIN by blloovoed January 9, 2011

Epic Win

Adj. Something or someone that is amazing or 'win';

Person 1: Rachel Smith was epic win!
Person 2: Yeah, she's pretty amazing!

Epic Win by Nawen May 17, 2010