wang-tard

idiot, stupid, queerwig, scheisskopf, ding dong, dongle, cwapface, butt pirate, rear admiral etc.

matt you wang-tard! you scratched my anchor!

by wraith August 30, 2004

Dryer Wang

The sensation, after sex, that she made your wang feel like a warm pair of jeans fresh from the dryer.

John: Damn son, you saying she didn't like the dryer wang compliment?
Frank: Naw man, she said it was kinda weird.

by Tyrizzle tha rural gangsta August 3, 2007

Wang eye

The a-symmetry of a person's eyes with one eye facing a seperate direction to the other, usually towards the nose.

Person 1: Hey dude look at that chick
Person 2: Holy shit she has a total Wang eye Wang eye

by jon the prong March 22, 2009

Wang Meringue

What you blast all over your girls ass, chest, face and stomach right after you retract.

The $ shot in every porn movie

by Big Nation May 29, 2003

harry wang

a tennis player

Harry Wang plays tennis

by randomguyfrom wnhs October 29, 2014

wang burger

Noun; A overtly plump female gentalia tha is ready to be filled with the finest masculine hot beef.

Christ alimighty Bruce! That Shelia has a right wang burger on her, me finger is still right ponging!

by Lee Wood November 17, 2006

wang chung

A band from the 1980's. They made VH1's most awesomely bad songs at #3. Their song Everybody Have Fun Tonight was catchy for about 2 seconds. The were one of the only bands with enough balls to put their own name into their one hit wonder of a song.

Everybody have fun tonight,
Everybody wang chung tonight.

by Smokey MacPot May 16, 2004