waitrose 

a cool supermarket in the UK. not to be confused with sainsburys, asda, morrisons or tesco.

I like the deli at waitrose and the checkout girls are much better than tesco value

waitrose by henapen August 4, 2006

wait gain 

the putting on of pounds while waiting for something and anxiously stress-eating

a: She looks huge! do you think she's preggers?
b: naw, i heard she's finally getting her scores back tomorrow...she's been wait gaining for ages man

wait gain by ajbrk December 15, 2008

waizo 

A Waizo is a fucking dumb person.

Person 1: Hey man, you know Emilie?

Person2: Ya she's a waizo.

waizo by Paige cory January 31, 2017

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.

The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

Waifu Probability Potential by Mozzarellah May 1, 2017

Wail 

Amongst the purest and kindest human being that you’ll ever encounter. Such a gentleman with a beautiful smile that whenever you’ll look at their face, they’ll make your day a billion times brighter. Such a lovely person with a kind-heart. No matter when or wherever you need them, they’ll always be there for you. They’ll always have your back and can make your day go from 0 to 100. Wail, I love you!

F: Wail, you’re so cute!
W: Heyyy- no you are

Wail by FAWFAA October 28, 2018

Wainscoting 

(ˈwānskōdiNG,ˈwānˌskädiNG) the act of inviting a romantic interest over to your place for intimacy, with the intent to only have them complete chores around the house, such as changing the light bulbs or yard work.

Debbie was wainscoting Jamal for six months before they broke up. She was using him to renovate her kitchen, and all he got were blue balls.

Wainscoting by donutshop69 November 20, 2018

drug waiter

someone who scores drugs for pals, until they come to expect it

"I'm not gonna be derek's drug waiter any longer - the dude only ever calls me when he wants to score"

drug waiter by stendhalismo April 7, 2005