my friend and me liked to give kids wedgies. we are 18. one day, a loser freshman kid with red hair and glasses was walking in the hall. without a word, we grabbed him and dragged him into the bathroom. he begged us, tried giving us his lunch money, but we laughed. we ripped off his shirt to find extremely white skin and tiny nipples, no muscle. we laughed and ripped off his pants. his legs had no hair whatsoever, and he was wearing whitey tighteys! we laughed, and we opened the back of his undies to see a pastey white ass. we spit in the undies. the kid was crying now. so we forcibly jammed the underwear as far up his ass as our strength let us, causing the white skin the become VERY red. we hung the undies from a hook in a stall over the toilet. my friend and me took a dump and didn't flush, so it smell really bad. we left the seat up so if he fell he would land in it. we stole his socks and shoes. We stuffed his clothes in the other toilets and peed on them. we each punched him in the nuts exactly 500 times before we left, spitting on his crotch. he cried his eyes out the whole time. we left his ass there and locked the stall AND the br door.
by loserkiller69 June 2, 2010
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by Briefboy June 29, 2008
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once me and my friends were playing at a park in 4th grade, we saw some high schoolers and they played us in a game of basketball, we lost and my friend Rob pissed them off so they gave him a wedgie from the basketball hoop, we couldn't reach him so he hung for about 15 minutes before we finally got him down, it was funny
by ao;asfhoidnfa;ondf October 21, 2008
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One day me and my two friends were watching the highschool varsity cheerleaders practice. Apparently a few saw us whispering and watching them. (we were just saying how hot they were but how they would never go out with 6th graders) When they finished practicing all of them came over to us and asked if we were talking about them. We got nervous so I just said we werent. they gave us a disgusted look. My friends became real nervous, they looked at each other, and suddenly they began sprinting away. Then the girls looked furious so i decided to try to get away but calmer. That was a horrible idea. I said "hey i have to go so see you later" then i turned and began walking away. Suddenly they all grabed hold of my shirt and started dragging me across the feild. They dragged me into the girls locker room, grabbed hold of my tighty whities, and gave me a hangging wedgie from one of the girls lockers. They all laughed and took pics and one said "Thats what you get for being a little pervert!" Then they left me there and i hung there until the cheerleader coach came in and helped me down. She asked who did this but i was to embarassed to say a bunch of girls gave me the worst wedgie of my life. This was my cross gender wedgie.
by Cheerleader wedgie receiver February 21, 2011
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