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Valentine Emo

An emo who ,unlike a strife emo (Emo's who use sharp objects), use blunt objects, such as rods, sticks, finger nails ect. to tear away their skin
He uses a metal rod to cause self harm, he is a valentine emo
by hubbabubba4eva November 5, 2010
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Valentine

A big-dick nigga that doesn't give two shits. Don't fuck with him or he'll rape you.
"Bro, that nigga Valentine'd his teacher cus she gave him a bad grade."
by SmokeANigga March 1, 2018
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Valentine rush

The period of time before Valentine's Day when many guys and girls rush to find someone to spend Valentine's Day with. Often, people would be more eager than usual to talk to people they are interested in.
It was such a Valentine rush at the party today. So many more people came up to talk to me than before.
by swingin January 31, 2009
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my bloody valentine

The flagship artist of wannabe-intellectual indie kids.

See overrated
by Oswald March 29, 2005
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Ted Valentine

Unfunctional person who can't do anything in theworld but rely on one important thing better than life, WoW.
I, Ted Valentine has dedicated this game to be my life and nothing more.
by Unknown Guest September 18, 2008
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Myspace Valentine

1. n. My-spAce VAL-eN-TINE - One or more persons who meet each other on Myspace right before Valentines Day, and begin dancing with their words in a mutual-virtual-romantic-awareness...

--The reason for becoming a Myspace Valentine and not a REAL Valentine is because, although the two individuals are infatuated with each other, they are physically incapable of having an actual face-to-face meeting, due to constraints of geography/time/money/etc. - thus resulting in a humorous approach, where one of them asks the other if (she) will be (his) Myspace Valentine, obviously because (he) is interested in (her). Ahem.

2. n. -- Not simply a scapegoat or a "cushion" if you will for not having a REAL relationship, and definitely nothing to be regarded as "shallow" because of it's immediate relation to "Myspace"

--Anyone with a decent I.Q. or a soul would note the authenticity and sincerity of a Myspace Valentine, seeing as how it carries an intriguing aura of mysterious energy, which also leaves open a positive future outlook of

"possibly something more"

This seems very comical at first... but then becomes absurdly real... later.

Good luck my Urban Addictionary word-smiths. Have a Happy Myspace Valentines Day!
1. "Aww! Of course I will be your MySpace Valentine. Nobody has ever asked me that before…you will be a FIRST! (Well, nor have I ever poetically DUELED anyone before either…I must admit that was kind of HOT –and also a FIRST" said Kristi right before her and Bryan began engaging in one of the most timeless virtual-kisses the imagination and Myspace had ever witnessed..."

2. Bryan began day-dreaming about his My Space Valentine and wondered if she was thinking the same thoughts he was... and even began checking his Myspace account with periodical interest, just in case.
by Bryan's Brain February 14, 2008
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Daniel Valentine Alvarado

The smartest, kindest,handsomest,and most persuasive kid ever to be born in February. He is the kid every girl wants to be with. When he is not being awesome he likes to ride bikes,go hiking, and play soccer. When he thinks something is wrong with someone he WILL fix it.
OMG it's DANIEL VALENTINE ALVARADO. Do you think he would date me?
by The Writer of the TrUtH November 13, 2011
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