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Vagina Cleaner 

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.
"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"
Vagina Cleaner by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009

Vaginal Pogging 

The act of pogging into a vagina.
Harvey is an expert on vaginal pogging.
Vaginal Pogging by TheGamingBoss September 10, 2020

Honorary Vagina 

The title given to
1) a male who voluntarily hangs around with girls rather than guys.
2) a male who will not pass on gossip/rumors/secrets he has learnt about girls to his male friends .
Colin's strapped on his honorary vagina for his big night out with the girls.

Ben won't tell us his secret about Melissa, he's got such a big honorary vagina.
Honorary Vagina by BJ51 December 9, 2008

Lightbulb Vagina 

A Lightbulb vagina is a vagina in which the opening is tight but the inside is wide like a lightbulb.
That girl needs to do some kegel exercises to fix her lightbulb vagina.

unruly vagina 

An unruly vagina is one which is basically having a bad hair day. A vagina with pubic hair that is out of control.
1. Sheesh Joanne, you shouldn't wear your bikini until you get that unruly vagina under control.

2. Enola's unruly vagina was not a deterrent to those who would have her.

3. Deborah's unruly vagina could not be tamed, so she begrudgingly opted for a Brazilian.
unruly vagina by Princess SweetPea November 11, 2011

Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome 

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

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Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome by Rpt93 November 28, 2012