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Twitter Bankruptcy

When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)
I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!
by Thump45a November 27, 2016
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twitter time

1) time when you tweet (and shit) sitting on the toilet
2) bathroom break
This is Trump's twitter time again, and as usual he shares the shit going to his head with all of us
by Kon D'Or November 30, 2016
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Twitter In Law

A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"

"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
by 54M3E5T February 6, 2017
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Twitter socialist

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021
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Twitter

Do I even need to say anything?
John:Hey got on twitter it actually might be good for once
Jake:I only see BLM METOO and Donald trump
by Icanbegood February 9, 2022
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twitter user

by More than 1 hooman October 12, 2022
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yoga twitter

A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.
“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.
by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016
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