There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.
My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.
My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.
by @creativfluffer March 27, 2011
In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...
Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."
At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."
At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."
At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."
At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
by deathwish124 July 04, 2009
"I tweeted the same thing to that reporter but he ignored me and retweeted the same comment an hour later when that terrible actor wrote the same thing."
"Dude, he's a Twitter snob. What you tweet doesn't matter to him. Get somewhat famous first."
"Dude, he's a Twitter snob. What you tweet doesn't matter to him. Get somewhat famous first."
by Harry Hedwund March 02, 2012
by Tohq February 18, 2016
by sjtillidie December 01, 2014
•Bitches who use the cherry emoji 🍒 every text
•listen to Lana Del Rey
•Always talking about wanting / needing a sugar daddy or older man
•listen to Lana Del Rey
•Always talking about wanting / needing a sugar daddy or older man
Cherry twitter : I wish I had a sugar daddy to buy me Lana del Rey concert tickets and drink champagne with as we travel to Paris 🍒
by TheGreatKitty June 08, 2019
Gay Twitter is a collection of gays that are thirsty as hell. They are all white with beards or stubble and think they’re celebrities because they have 2K plus followers.
They will post a provocative selfie with an insecure caption, such as ‘I hate how pale I am’ - resulting in hordes of fellow gays to provide the attention needed ‘omg you’re so sexy’
They have basic taste in music & their most used gif is from RuPauls Drag Race.
They usually own a cat and also use the cat to post thirst trap selfies again (must be showing their body in the pic) the cat is a mere accessory for their narcissism.
They will post a provocative selfie with an insecure caption, such as ‘I hate how pale I am’ - resulting in hordes of fellow gays to provide the attention needed ‘omg you’re so sexy’
They have basic taste in music & their most used gif is from RuPauls Drag Race.
They usually own a cat and also use the cat to post thirst trap selfies again (must be showing their body in the pic) the cat is a mere accessory for their narcissism.
It’s a Sunday which means Anthony and Shane will be hungover, in bed, telling Gay Twitter they have the hangover horn, Anthony tweets “someone bring me a McDonald’s breakfast” with a selfie half naked.
by Tired of you January 14, 2020