chocolate twinkie

A big black cock, or a nasty black cock,

"That guy's chocolate twinkie was dirtay!"

"Travis has a nasty chocolate twinkie"

by rAnd0m February 18, 2005

damn twinkie

A person of Asian ancestory who tries to act like a white person - yellow on the outside, white on the outside.

Check out Wong, that damn twinkie going out with another white girl!

by tavita April 17, 2006

twinkie fucker

someone who has anal or vaginal intercourse with twinkies.

"you are one sick twinkie fucker"

by josh mcnugget December 31, 2007

Backwards Twinkie

As opposed to the real "Twinkie" (an asian that acts white) a backwards twinkie is white and is a complete asian poser.

-often frowned upon by white people due to the fact that he/she acts asian

Bob- OMG this guy is such a Backwards Twinkie... all his profile pictures ever have been pokemon.
Fred- IKR and all he does is talk to asians
Bob- what a loser

by TIGER BLOOD and Adonis DNA March 28, 2011

Dick Twinkie

When you are so amazingly awesome, you'd suck your own sauce

Hey pretty lady, if you don't want this dick twinkie, I'll eat it

by JazzyBuldge March 13, 2019

iowa twinkie

The sexual act when a man rams his penis into another man"s penis through the urethra, and ejaculating inside, creating what would resemble a twinkie.

Paul: Did you here Adam gave Daniel an Iowa Twinkie?

Zack: Yeah man, he told me. Said he was pissing cum for at least two minutes!

by PP Mann February 11, 2019

twinkie dick

When fat mans stomach protrudes past his penis

Dude I tried to sleep with Fred Total Twinkie dick

by Frenbreadouioui May 6, 2019