meal ticket

If you say that something or someone is a meal ticket, you mean that they provide a person with money or a lifestyle which they would not otherwise have.

“Of course that man isn’t going to leave you. You are his meal ticket!”

by Diane39 April 4, 2020

Tucker Fucker

New Zealand slang for Tomato Sauce. Coined for its ability to overpower any other flavor of any meal once applied. As well as a way to denounce degenerates that apply it to practically any meal, regardless of whether or not its necessary.

I love Fish and Chips. Pass the Tucker Fucker, bro.

by PsyNZ October 18, 2018

Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.

"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"

by Lubo25 January 23, 2009

Craig Tucker

A cynical gay dude who doesn't give a fuck

"Have you heard of Craig Tucker from south park?" - Person 1
"Isn't he the one who doesn't care about anything?" - Person 2
"Ye" - Person 1

by randomidi0t August 7, 2022

Charles 'Trip' Tucker

A character on the UPN series "Star Trek: Enterprise". Charles 'Trip' Tucker was the chief engineer on the Starfleet vessel Enterprise NX-01, and was also (for a brief period of time) the chief engineer on the second-generation NX-02 starship, Columbia. Has been good friends with Captain Jonathan Archer for over 20 years. Enjoys working with machines, playing the harmonica, and old horror movies. Lost his sister, Elizabeth Tucker, when Earth was attacked by an alien probe that decimated the state of Florida. Trip was also involved in a relationship for the Vulcan T'Pol for four years. Trip Tucker died when he sacrificed himself to save the life of his captain by blowing up himself and a group of hostile aliens.

(writing a letter to a female crewmen's parents about her death) "Computer, begin recording. Dear Mr. and Mrs. Taylor, by the time you get this, Starfleet will have already told you about Jane. Since I worked so closely with her, I wanted to add my personal condolences. I have to admit, I've been putting off writing this for a while. I convinced myself that my duties on Enterprise took precedence. But the truth is I didn't want to face the fact that someone so young with so much promise could just be gone. But I'm facing it now. And I find myself thinking how important she was to me. She was a great engineer. And she was my friend. She won't be forgotten."

by crazyrabbits May 25, 2005

Paki ticket

a pakistani's parking ticket

Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket

by dsfdsf January 11, 2008

ticket to education

your bus pass that you would use for a whole term of school.

oo where is my ticket to education the bus is coming

shit i lost my ticket to education, no bus journey for me :(

by rachel ginger October 4, 2005