beef trumpet

A tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one's penis.

'She played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet'

by Sparklehorse January 27, 2007

The Georgia Trumpet

When, durring intercourse, the woman releases gas from her vagina causing many trumpet noises while thrusting

Man, last night i was doing doggy with my girl and she totally started doing The Georgia Trumpet

by Jakie Prates November 30, 2011

Blowing his own trumpet

For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.

Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.

by strateShot March 6, 2009

Trumpster

A place where all of the empty promises and lies are stored.

Bringing back the coal industry is another idea your can put in the Trumpster.

by BMan54 November 17, 2016

Rusty Trumpet

When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.

The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.

Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?

Woman: What's that?!?!

Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!

by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009

Trumpet player

They speak the same way they play their instrument, loudly and obnoxiously. They start random chants and are very annoying to deal with. If you tell them this then they become toxic. Very few trumpet players are actually easy to deal with and can actually play their instrument.

"Will you trumpet players shut up for just two minutes?!"

by Canofbeanns September 5, 2019

Trumpite

A person whose loyalty to Trump defies reason, logic, or common sense; a person who stands to gain personally from Trump being President contrary to The Constitution's rules and regulations for the good of the overall country; a selfish idiot who believes the whole of America belongs to them regardless of the facts that are ignored for the fictions.

I cannot believe how many dumb Trumpites are willing to do anything for that poser.

by draegon67 November 30, 2020