tight trumpet

When the lips touch the anus, and the recipient farts and the trumpet "player" blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise.

Helen is the best tight trumpet player I've had, so good that I released my bowels...

by GoodnCrazyMan February 7, 2017

playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020

Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

by Trumpet god 69 November 7, 2018

Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021

Wetlipping a trumpet

The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.

I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet

by Trandolph1 June 2, 2018

Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014