trumpet

A super hard ass brass instrument that is mastered by only the greatest musicians.(duck, holden, michael, etc.minus kennan) No matter what you other fat fucker band geeks have to say.

Duck, Holden, and michael rock out the trumpet in class while kennan fucks everything up.

by Holden Smith December 3, 2006

Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.

I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.

Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.

by fatland September 15, 2010

Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females

A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..

by brookeybby December 1, 2010

Angel's Trumpet

Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.

Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.

by The Receiving Party January 29, 2014

Trumpster Fire

When a pile of garbage outside of a political party catches fire putting the whole structure at risk of burning down.

This primary election has turned into a serious Trumpster Fire!

by Long Green String Bean August 3, 2016

Cum Trumpster

1. Those who use falsehoods in order to take advantage of weakminded people for their own personal gain.

2. Those who cause drama in pursuit of being in denial of the obvious.

This Cum Trumpster tried to convince my grandparents that buying a timeshare in Arizona is a good idea.

I can't believe all those Cum Trumpsters think the Coronavirus is a hox.

by mitch mcconnell April 2, 2020