Tricked My Dick

Tricked my Dick is an expression used by a male when a woman has fooled him into believing she will have sex with her.

"So how'd it go with Annie last night?" "NOTHING HAPPENED! She Tricked my Dick!!"

by SecretSanta;) October 10, 2011

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

dream ticket

slang for opium. the ticket to dreams.

I need to score some dream ticket.

by Layne August 17, 2004

slut ticket

Noun.
1)a ticket given to a slut.

walking around in a tank top and shorts late at night, and a cop stops them and gives them a ticket for looking like a slut. The cop can give them a slut ticket.

by ladedaa March 4, 2009

douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

frick frack tickety tack

Oh my god i am horny!

Casey: You're cute.
Erin: Do you mean like puppy cute? Or frick frack tickety tack, take off your panties?

by bostoncasey August 18, 2016