sleeping tranny

When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.

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'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'

' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'

by mr.burnside May 27, 2017

Buddha Trans

A buddha trans is a buddha that is a shemale.

Luke: Two buddhas and a monk on the side.
Jayden: Hit that monk with spanner

Zain: That kinda buddha trans.

by Bum your nan March 2, 2021

ur granny tranny

Much worse than “ur mom gay”
Some how beats “ur dad lesbian”
Basically if you want to kill someone instantly without touching them then say “ur granny tranny”

Male 1: Hey bro!
Male 2: yeah dude
Male 1: UR MOM GAY!

Male 3: OHHHHHHHH
Male 2: Oh okay well guess what
Male 1: what
Male: 2: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Male 3: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Male 1: *dead*

by Potato aim god May 10, 2018

Trans-racial

To identify with a different race based on one's personal opinion, disregarding external pressure to live with the racial identity we were born into.

I have a buddy who is trans-racial, at 36 years old he found the courage to reject the idea that he is Irish and now identifies with being Japanese.

by CrayonEater567crayoneater567 August 23, 2017

Transylvania Surprise

When fuckin a girl she bleeds for no damn reason.

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it you don't need to.

by Jake MacFarland September 10, 2005

tranny shuffle

when a tranny shakes his fake boobs and dick at the same time to show off how disgusting and weird his body is

note: since trannies aren’t real women their boobs are usually fake and sometimes so badly done they don’t even move when he tries to shake them.

when a tranny does a tranny shuffle i don’t know if i should laugh or throw up. probably both.

by cageyb March 8, 2022

Trans Alaskan Pipeline

When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.

That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.

by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009