russian traffic stop

A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud

Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade

Rush that Cyka

*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*

by Rushbcykablyat June 1, 2022

Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

Traffic Baddie

Tra-Ffic Bad-die

Variants: Traffic Baddy

plural Traffic Baddies

Informal

1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill

2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt

3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends

Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees

Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…

by CCSDPDTraffic July 24, 2023

montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024

loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.

Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone

by pejafme December 26, 2020

Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.

Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass

by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!

1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”

by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020