The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.

Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.

by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019

Julianna Marie Torres

she's a total BADASS and is literally the best person ever

Julianna Marie Torres is amazing

by not julie:) October 25, 2020

arvin de torres

Beware! This guy is an alien in Philippines. He's a crazy one. The chosen one.

Arvin De Torres is the most handsome alien living on earth.

by Ancient History March 8, 2022

Aleyna Amaro Torres

A great friend but has very low self esteem and confidence :)

Aleyna Amaro Torres is a great friend!

by Ihavenothingbettertodolol May 24, 2022

Asian Torpedo

The act of a girl taking a shit and freezing it. Once completely frozen, the girl will then use it as a dildo until it gets warm and mushy again.

Dude that sick ass bitch is fucking herself with an asian torpedo

by Corperal 69 October 30, 2007

Torrid

When you have hard sex and your vagina rips open

"Fuck! I just torrid!"

by Jaaackjohnson2 January 23, 2017

Torpedo discharge

Taking a torpedo shaped shit, which drops with a splash and, due to it's sheer energy, swims around the toilet seat for a while before it settles, waiting to be flushed by it's master.

Cuntinagi was the Japanese pilot responsible for the Torpedo discharge. While the Pearl Harbor attack was taking place, and after dropping his entire payload of torpedoes, he bent over and dropped a final torpedo from his anus on an American Aircraft carrier as a symbolic dropage before the honorable Kamikaze. It is said that his fecal matter was so vile it burnt through the carrier's toughened steel, creating a large crater-like hole, sinking the carrier and it's crew at once. The torpedo like fecal matter was later recovered from the bottom of the sea, and now can be found at the Louvres Museum in France.

by JayReynolds August 28, 2010