top priority

Corporate speak for "We really don't care about this as to do so would affect profits, but our PR team advise that we should pretend to."

Following an accident leading to significant injury that is being reported in the media: "Safety is a top priority for us"

When your internet or phone or on-line bank is not working due to cost-saving measures: "Our customers' convenience is our top priority."

by Greenplanetfish December 6, 2018

throw the top

To give head
To give a blow job
To perform oral sex

Moe: Hey Alice you wanna throw the top?
Alice: Ew no I don't do that shit!

by Slutty p December 16, 2013

Top Suds

Top Suds is when someone orders a beer and offers the first sip to a good friend. It is impolite and near insulting to refuse top suds when offered. Top Suds can also be used with any other dibs-style act such as fresh clothing, snacks, and uber seat picking. Asking for Top Suds is not the same as offering, you can refuse to give Top Suds and it won't be disrespectful.

Friend 1: You want Top Suds on this oven roasted pizza?
Friend 2: You're offering Top Slice Suds?! Thanks man!
Friend 1: Top Suds!
Friend 2: Top Suds!

Friend 1: Hey I'll take the IPA
Friend 2: Oh dude can I try that?
Friend 1: You're asking for Top Suds? Yeah that's fine.

by topsuds August 19, 2019

Top Waffle

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™.

That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!

by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES December 24, 2007

Top Fighter

Top Fighter -

Noun

A Top Fighter can be used to describe any Gypsy or traveller, but it specifically applies to Irish Tinkers.

Man of the roads, man of the lanes, man of the day, a travelling man; a Top Fighter.

by TopFighter August 11, 2010

top fragger

Getting most kills (aka frags) on your team

Yo! I got top fragger against the kids that were bullying me

by Edp eater May 7, 2020

Tuesday Tops

Expression derives from the concept of "Tits Out Tuesday" which is an Australian tradition in many office enviroments where the women try to out do each other by wearing blouses whose primary design function is to display as much cleavage as humanly possible whilst maintaning some pretense of an attempt to adhere to their office's Code of Conduct policies.

'Holy fuck! Check that out... it must be Tuesday!"

"I'm going shopping for some Tuesday Tops today... do you wanna come?'

by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009