giant tool

a giant douchebag who thinks they are insanely legit but are actually one or more of the following
a. a huge sheister
b. like to suck cocks (see also cocksucker)
c. like to urinate in public locations

Jordan is a giant tool- he thinks he's hot shit, but he's really annoying. Also, he peed behind the student center.

by M Trafton June 1, 2009

Wrap your tool

To practice safe sex in regards to makes, or wear a condom.

Don't be a fool; wrap your tool.

by garbonzo November 14, 2013

Tool

The actual definition for a tool would have to be everyone if you follow the definitions of "poser." Don't kid yourself, you've tried to be someone you're not.
A tool is a gullible fool, which everyone was at one point.
So you wanna know who a tool is? Look in the mirror. Saying you're a tool because you listen to Good Charlotte? Please. You probably got made fun of for listening to them that's why you're saying it.

YOU ARE A TOOL. Thank you.

by RxKxO January 6, 2007

/b/tool

Someone who browses a forum other than 4chan. When they try to be funny they use a /b/ meme.

My friend was pretty funny until I found out he was just a /b/tool getting jokes from 4chan.

by bjsherisspeedeh October 1, 2006

Tool Golfer

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.

Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.

by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011

Tool around on your face.

To pull out your penis and drag it around on someones face.

You better shut your mouth or I am going to tool around on your face.

by Tungsten82 June 7, 2011

toolfag

They usually use their friends, wears costas, crosses their legs like a bitch, denies everything, ditches his friends for bitches who use him, are "workout impostor", have red hair, spends money on many unnecessary items, is a total prick to his parents, and drives a plain acura and always talks about future mods he will put on it.

"God that red-haired fuck is such a toolfag. He thinks he is the shit and ditches us all the time to pick up that bitch who uses him in his shitty acura."

"I own a white polo already.....but i'll buy another one"

"Guys i have to go home....I got to take care of some stuff" -Late seen with the bitch who uses him.

"Son you need a haircut. Mom fuck off. Bye!!"

by realistnigguh September 13, 2011