Towey

One who is insane, acts like a beast, wears the same gear everyday, is afraid of water, smells like hell, doesnt shower, has a huge mulllet, lives to bash skulls, and loves the cock. Also see white trash

Holy Shit that Towey is haggard and he smells like hell!

by Chris M March 17, 2004

Tobey

(n.)

1. A stub-fingered dwarf.
2. Smiley toddler with a touch of down's syndrome.
3. Shin-kicking nancyboy with an affinity for black dick.

Q: Who is that little boy standing under the coffee table crying?

A: Oh that's just little Tobey, but don't give him too much attention or he will try to sell you life insurance.

by Tumbletee October 8, 2009

toledo hospital

A large object that will absorb any cost. Usually the dumber the project the more important it is. No bad idea cannot be tried twice.

The Toledo Hospital just spent a million dollars on out of date equipment.

by Dutch27 July 29, 2008

Toney

The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.

Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.

by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010

Tobey

A complete twink

Tobey is such a twink

by Y3djo June 12, 2019

Toledo

To be in possession of everyday bad breath, that allows chronic halitosis to the extreme, appear to be "post dental cleaning mouth", when other people first glimpse or are irrevocably soiled....aka...(breathed upon) or have offended both the one and only almighty righteous higher power and satan himslelf,the instantaneouse thought that bulldozes itself through the cerebral cortex is one of abject disgust, self loathing, a complete and utter degredation of the known universe and or potential suicidal thoughts. When every single person unlucky enought to share personal space with you....post your breath searing and destroying their nasal cavities thinks....holy crap batman....the breath of that individual is a pristine example of toledo....and I'm not speaking of the city in Ohio....!!!!!

Josue: "cough...cough....gag...gag....barf...barf....jusus christ jose...your breath reeks as if you have been injesting burning garbage, raw feces, used tires and recently deceased newborn children.......damn...you my compadre and all.....but yo breath makes toledo look like a fresh egg roll from p.f. chang's...damn bitch...maybe you should gargle with some jp-5......perhaps jet fuel will get the skank out of yo mouth...."!!!!!

by Grande John January 16, 2009

toledo taco

The man jacks the female in the face until the blood drips down between her boobs. Then, the man titty fucks her, with his dick acting as the "beef", then he ejaculates and smears it around(acting as the "cheese"). Then finally, the "secret ingredient" is added when you turn over and take a shit. Then, of course, you re-add your beef.

After work, I came home to my trailer and my dirty mexican wife was screwing my boss. I then kicked his ass and gave that bitch the Toledo Taco.

by Jay 419 September 22, 2006