tokyo sionara

When you leave a party without saying goodby to anyone but the cat.

I pulled a Tokyo sionara last night I had to say goodby to their kitty though.

by Crisp fellow June 7, 2021

Tokyo Shitting

When you drag your ass around a toilet bowl, spreading shit all over the seat.

That old man went Tokyo Shitting in the last stall. He did it for family.

by Tried to tell ya March 4, 2022

Tokyo Tap Water

an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.

Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.

by DaKineRT April 10, 2011

Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024

tokyo love

When you like someone when they are taken and stop when they break up and start liking you

These two had tokyo love

by The tokyo lover June 18, 2018

tokyo slam

piledrive the girl and have your way with her

i just tokyo slamed that girl hard

by David Vege December 29, 2007

Tokyo Tootsie Roll

A competition between two people when they have their legs interlocked. Their anuses firm pressed together. Then one person begins to push a large length of firm excrement completely into the other persons anus. The goal of the person receiving is to push the excrement back into the originating person's body as if it were a normal bowel movement.

I tried to give bro that Tokyo Tootsie Roll but he pushed it back.

On our date we stayed up all night playing Tokyo Tootsie Roll.

by anonymous July 18, 2024