flaming toad 

Fucking a girl who has vaginal wards and gonnhorea.

Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.

flaming toad by falanges123 December 18, 2009

Shwag toad 

1.The lowest quality of psychoactive toad
2. An insult towards anyone/anything

1. Dude1: "Dude lick this toad!"
Dude2: "Ok! (lick) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did nothing.
Dude1: "it's because it's a shwag toad"
Dude2: "Dude you need to get new dealers"

2. Dude1: "Hey did you finish our project"
Dude2: "No I lost it, hey can I borrow your xbox controller?"
Dude1: " What how can you lose our final!"
Dude2: "So can I borrow your controller?"
Dude1: "Shut up you shwag toad!"

Shwag toad by Jesus bagglewhopper May 22, 2010

hoax toad 

a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.

dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*

hoax toad by gizzyg June 14, 2010

Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

Swamp Toad by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

Bean toad

When a girl thinks she's cute but she's actually tripping

"Yo Adriane what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's just a bean toad bro"

Bean toad by Beantoads April 30, 2016

Horror Toad 

A BJJ fighter of no morals. Ignorant and selfish attitude who is judgemental with nothing nice to say about other people

That fighter is such a "horror toad" she always says bad things about everyone she meets

Horror Toad by Cheap ass hoe November 18, 2016

steamy toad 

spicy hamburger

ahhh a steamy toad.

steamy toad by lol hahahahahahahha March 23, 2017