Toad

The most annoying character in the universe

Toad: *toad sounds*
Everyone: could you please just shut up?

by Garlic bread man September 17, 2020

Wiskernut toad

the Wiskernut toad is a mix between a car whisker a walnut and a toad

oh my god that is a Wiskernut toad

by lily pad7047 September 18, 2020

Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

Toad's hook up

A dance move

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome

by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011

Toad's make out

A dance move

This song would be perfect for a Toad's make out

by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011

Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick

Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).

by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011

Toad

An embodied familiar spirit. Can take the form of a car or other domestic animal but in rare and special occasions appears as a toad.

Jason attempted to conjure a spirit for 5 years with no success. It wasn’t until he had given up the toad arrived on his doorstep.

by JyessicaRabbit636 March 2, 2023