Toad

When your team mate give you a massive tow down the back straight of the Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix

"Bro you just gave me a massive Toad down that back straight"*🔥in increasingly raspy voice🔥*

by Massive Dyslexic September 23, 2024

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.

Joe Biden is a toad poker.

by Bob 72 May 21, 2021

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021

toad in the hole

while it is also a large british dish consisting of a large yorkshire pudding with some sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.

"if your ass isn't burning from the vindaloo you ate, do you want some toad in the hole tonight"
"toad in the hole sounds nice, just don't forget the lube."

by britain is ballz December 20, 2023

blood toad

A word describing any uncanny character sprite in a retro video game, particularly from the Super Mario series.

That character sprite looks so weird and unpolished. What a blood toad.

by Zelefant May 29, 2019

Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022