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Chan Chu Toad

A female with many physical flaws that makes her undesirable to most or almost all, but very desirable to her admirer, based solely on her personality, loyalty, and/or sexual attributes.
Friend: Dude, why did you agree to date that girl? She has no teeth, she's overweight, and has body odor.

Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.
by CookUL8R February 14, 2024
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Fuck Toad

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.
Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.
by David Plays July 2, 2018
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toad in a hole

its food
by M_TW February 26, 2018
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toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.
"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"
by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018
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toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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Toad

A ruthless mushroom you will save the princess if he had the chance,no one believes in him but he is a fierce person.
Wow toad is a pipsquek
No he’s a savage
by Paparazzi smasher October 25, 2018
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Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
by suckmah October 27, 2020
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