smurf poo

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

Smurf lipped

Smurf lipped when u leave a girl sexually frustrated her labia is engorged with blood

Fucking boss calling me to work couldmt finish the Mrs off so I have blue balls and she's Smurf lipped

by Javis1978 April 5, 2019

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

Egon Smurf

Egon Smurf is something you scream after you comepletly fucked someone in the ass.

"Oh, ouch, that hurts"
"You got fucking Egon Smurf!"

by drzinzao November 7, 2017

dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017

smurf rocket

A crushed Viagra mixed in with methamphetamine and snorted. Used to counter the impotency side effect of methamphetamine.

Jenna and I had a long night of raging sex after I snorted that Smurf rocket!

by DixonMuff November 9, 2017

Pop a smurf

To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.

Oh baby, imma bout to pop a smurf..

by ThePapaSmurf69 August 1, 2018