sock tits

Droopy life-less mammaries resembling a pair of empty socks which are usually sported by old women who are able to tuck them in their belts.
In cooler weather, the nipples can be seen protruding around the hips or as far as the ankles of the offender

That old dear across the road really should wear a bra, she has the longest sock tits I have ever seen!!

by J.Lowndes September 30, 2006

jungle tits

Brown, saggy, naked tits that you'd typically find in remote parts of the world.

"I wish the internet was around when I was young. Back then the only jack-off material I had were the photos of jungle tits in National Geographic!"

by big B the blumpkin man July 25, 2008

Tickle Tits

A person who falls into hysterical laughter and a mild amount of arousal when another grazes their tits with a quick vertical gesture from their hands. Not to be confused with tickle boobs.

Hermione Granger slapped Harry Potter's hand away after he accidentally brushed her boobs saying, "GOD DAMNIT YOU KNOW I HAVE TICKLE TITS THESE AREOLAS ARE RESERVED FOR RON"

by herrodearmerro October 7, 2011

titscrepancy

When an article of women's clothing creates the impression of a mismatched bust. This often results in making one breast look much larger and/or displaced in location from the other.
(Often referenced in the blog Project Rungay at projectrungay.blogspot.com with authors Tom and Lorenzo)

"Granted, he went for that assymetrical top, which gives her a titscrepancy and we don't always love that." ("Rami & Ricki" December 2007)

by L-Bro August 2, 2008

Fire tits

To slap tits till red or to make tits red.

Andrew wanted to give the the hot ref fire tits.

by Waterpolo08 February 27, 2009

lizard tits

the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute

"Dude, check out those lizard tits."

by gijoeheadstomp April 6, 2009

Jiggle Tits

1) A pair of extremely large knockers that jiggle while walking, running, or other related activities

Mark "Dude, look at her jiggle tits."
Chris "Theyre so big and jiggly, makes you wanna go over and squeeze them."
Mark "Hell yeah!"

by tommy3tone March 27, 2010