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Treadmill potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a treadmill, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
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Thrad

A radical thread on a forum or image board.
Or a rad thread.
Proper use.
"Come to this thrad"
"This is so thrad"
"Thradical!"
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Threachery

A portmanteau of the words 'threat' and 'treachery': as in a threat that is treacherous.
The precursor to actually treachery.

1. Threatened by betrayal of fidelity, confidence, or trust.
2. An indication or caveat of perfidy.
3. Potential pain, injury, evil, or punishment that arrises from treason.
A rumour has reached the King's ear that his younger brother intends to topple him from his throne... 'This is threachery!'
by Favfly August 6, 2012
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treadmill trip

the state of mind in which when you are walking and feel like you are walking in place (treadmill-like ground) and everything around you is moving.
i was walking to work and had a treadmill trip.
by thirdeyeman January 9, 2014
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threat level 1,000

When someone hot is spending a lot of time with your crush. Especially by posting a lot of pictures on Facebook together. Usually doesn't end well.
Friend-"Man who's is that girl, she's so hot"
Me- "I don't know, but she's all over his Facebook wall. She's a threat level 1,000!!"
by jjjjjj1221 February 11, 2015
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Threat

A collective term for a group of men.
Mike stood among a threat of men outside the club. Janice wanted to talk to Mike but her friends didn't want to engage with the whole threat so she just texted Mike that she'd hit him up later.
by J-Wolf-M April 22, 2023
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Fat Treader

One who is of a large size and as they walk, tread their own fat.
A 50st man with more ripples than a swimming pool. Therefore he is a fat treader.
by Scoot_Unleashed April 26, 2006
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