Grilling the bacon on both sides

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

play both sides of the ball

to swing both ways

dude i fucked her then i fucked him, i play both sides of the ball

by Joeeeeeeee The HOEEEEEEE September 12, 2010

Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012

Both sides of the moon

It is when you put your wiener in her butthole, plug her ears, and play pink floyd while fingering her her clit

Dan just showed Ashlee both sides of the moon

by Daren j orcil October 10, 2016

sidekicked to the curb

When two tight friends (sidekicks) drift apart because one of the pair gets in a serious relationship with a member of the opposite sex. The abandoned friend will always harbor some degree of resentment towards the interloper for ruining the friendship.

As soon as my buddy of 15 years got a girlfriend,I was sidekicked to the curb.

by wolfbait51 November 26, 2011

There are two sides to the argument

What somebody says when you utterly destroy their theories about the world.

Guy 1: "...so you see how your doubts of evolution can't possibly be justified."
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*

by jazzman! October 3, 2009

fuck me sideways to the left

a term used to describe a situation were a simple "fuck me" just wont cut it.

doctor: you have aids.

person with aids: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TO THE LEFT!!

by Capital K ush September 30, 2009