Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.

I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.

by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021

Mud Consumer

A filthy ass person (typicaly retarted) who eats mud and makes those nasty ass mud pies no one wants to fucking eat.

Person1: "Shit, theres that nasty Mud Consumer." Person2: "I really don't want to eat that shit."

by 6969haha December 11, 2020

Mud Eater

(Derogatory) A person from Brazil

Oi, that Naldo is a proper Mud Eater. innit.

by Gonnae No Pal November 22, 2022

Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.

Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Mud Buddies

A term of friendship between two straight males who have taken the dirt road with the same female, similar to Eskimo brothers

No cover charge Me and the bouncer are mud buddies, remember that blonde chick from last weekend?

by Michaela1600 April 28, 2020

Mud Bath

The act of shitting on someone's chest when you have diarrhea

Carlos payed a prostitute to give him a Mud Bath!

by Velocis March 26, 2021

Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.

After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.

by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013