Shop assistant: "ok sir, so we have here one bottle of vodka, one large size cucumber, and 2 litres of our finest brand extra virgin olive oil "
Lad / bro: "charge me"
Lad / bro: "charge me"
by Irrelevantname November 6, 2015
A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.
Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!
by DHirtyFYL November 3, 2023