horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

by drbollocks October 4, 2008

Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

by FUUSED892 February 9, 2022

bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.

Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.

by brian7651 December 4, 2012

horse shagger

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

by pussylicker November 9, 2005

Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004

horse neutral

the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.

a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses

by fatal bert January 20, 2011

Horses Dinner

The act of eating a ginger guys penis. Yes, legitimately eating it. Tip to shaft. Bite by bite. All the way to the pelvis. Good eats!

*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!

Black girl: Damn, I'm hungry nigga

Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af

Black Girl: I want a horses dinner

Ginger dude: Bet

Black girl: Bet.

by Not Eddie Madison August 8, 2017