When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
Get the The Ed Experiencemug. SHE - Sweetheart Experience.
A term used by female escorts similar to that of GFE or Girl Friend Experience. First usage was by Diane a well know and talented escort in Chicago, Il.
The notable difference between SHE and GFE is that SHE a more intense version and highly affectionate. The girl becomes the Sweetheart Fantasy.
A term used by female escorts similar to that of GFE or Girl Friend Experience. First usage was by Diane a well know and talented escort in Chicago, Il.
The notable difference between SHE and GFE is that SHE a more intense version and highly affectionate. The girl becomes the Sweetheart Fantasy.
by Olivia Fernase January 29, 2017
Get the SHE - Sweetheart Experiencemug. A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.
Or BFE
Or BFE
by NYCDominicano March 8, 2024
Get the The Boyfriend Experiencemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>No Experience Yet With SKills<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. by BerkieB June 20, 2023
Get the Developer Experiencemug. When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
by stuartc1 December 5, 2021
Get the Near Jail Experiencemug. When a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on Tumblr.
Tumblrite: Why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? You do realize you don't need drugs to have a good time! Why don't you go rape an innocent woman? Because that's what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.
by ExtaticKitteh May 24, 2015
Get the tumblife experiencemug.