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Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.
by Scorpyon November 29, 2023
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The Otz Law of Map Offerings

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
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map of ireland

After I pulled out, neither of us wanted to sleep on the map of ireland.
by Spike74 December 30, 2017
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MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.
The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP
by skibiditicklemonster January 9, 2024
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The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.
Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)
by ndawg7 September 27, 2018
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cuddle-map

The process of mapping your loved ones physical features and scent while holding / embracing each other
At the end of their visit, as they were laying there in an embrace and she realized she was cuddle-mapping as it would be 2 weeks before she was in his arms again .
by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023
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MAP

A MAP (Malicious Ass Pedophile) is a fancy term for a pedophile. It is constantly used to make an image of someone who's around 18, and the victim is 17, but most of the time, it's, like, a fucking 9 year old. In short, a degenerate. It is commonly perceived as "Minor Attracted Person" but they're not normal people, they're assholes.
You should beat a MAP with a rotted piece of wood in the balls.
by anonmounyn December 7, 2022
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