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cunt-loaf

Noun: A man that spends too much time in his partner's vagina. Acts like he owns it and can't keep away from it.

Verb: (cunt-loafin) The act of spending too much time in the vagina.
If don't stop cunt-loafin then I'll get pregnant!
by Jenna James January 19, 2006
mugGet the cunt-loafmug.

pinch a loaf

When you take one big shit and barely have to wipe afterwards.
Dude, that was one CLEAN loaf!
by casper1 July 11, 2003
mugGet the pinch a loafmug.

honey loaf

by mr.cawley February 27, 2005
mugGet the honey loafmug.

bread loaf

Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.
"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."
by Kfunky October 26, 2006
mugGet the bread loafmug.

victory loaf

a loaf of bread with semen on it. a victory loaf is created as a result of a game where the participants masterbate in a cricle. when a participant ejaculates they do so on the loaf of bread. the last person left has to eat the victory loaf.
Not only does Jeff have a small dick, he also always finishes last and has to eat the victory loaf.
by Go Home February 16, 2005
mugGet the victory loafmug.

pinch a loaf

dropastool
man, i gotta dropastool
by grand master itchy March 29, 2003
mugGet the pinch a loafmug.

Meat Loaf

when u shit in a dead person's mouth and have sex with it
Harry Potter meat loafed the shit out of somebody's dead grandma that he dug up
by coach wintercock September 20, 2009
mugGet the Meat Loafmug.

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