Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017

Floppy

The definition of slime

Slime is floppy

by y u looking at my name??? December 23, 2022

floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.

Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.

by Eneunoic September 24, 2021

Floppy floppys

Two left handed flip flops. Usually found on men who have to rush out the door and don't realize the mistake they've made until it's too late

Ex- damn mark are you wearing floppy floppys.

Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it

by .cuckchair June 8, 2025

Floppy copter

When your flacid junk has a circular motion by way of hip thrust. Can also be applied to sloppy tits

While hitting Gertrude from the side her 44 longs took off like a floppy copter

by Small dong steve June 8, 2019

Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.

Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.

by Azenath69 March 9, 2022