The LAD Bible

A way of life according to the LAD commandments. The leaders of the LAD cult. All commandments can be found on www.theladbible.com

The LAD Bible commandments
#217 Thou shall go MILF hunting in Iceland because mums go to Iceland.
#196 Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.

by Sherminator123 October 28, 2012

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

bible thumped

the act of sexual intercourse taking place while on top of a copy of the holy Bible.

I went out with a guy I met in church last night and we bible thumped on my dads desk

by Lady Jai_ October 13, 2013

Bible Adventures

There have been countless games made that are worse than this one.

I've played numerous games that were way worse than this one.

Bible Adventures was actually kind of cool.

I liked being David and using my slingshot!

Take that you Philistine!

by David thwaps Goliath (take that ya big oaf!) January 23, 2005

Bible Wife

That wife of yours who uses the Bible when it fits her needs.

When you bring up the sex issue, she uses the Bible to justify herself. If you point out the flaws in her logic, BAM! You're the devil! If you don't point out the flaws, well, you don't get sex anyway.

Man: You know, your logic is rather flawed.

Woman: Ahhhhh! You're Satan! No sex for you, Satan!

by BusinessMan February 24, 2005

Bible Style

A position in which Jesus used while making love to his women. It is said that you could hear his partners cherries actually pop miles away, as well as their moans, as the lovemaking talents of Jesus were so powerful. Also, because he is Jesus, as a woman gets ready to sleep with him, she becomes a virgin, if she is not so already.

As Addie traveled back in time to meet Jesus, she was seduced by him, and as she said d my s he said no baby, bible style only; at which point ultimate satisfaction was reached and she was never truly satisfied again.

by Jesuswas a PIMP July 21, 2009

Sextanic bible

The holy moshpit bible.

We should convert and worship the Sextanic Bible

by Jhonathan February 4, 2007