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Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible
I swear old teachers retire 5 times
by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019
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science teacher

Do you ever look up and ur science teacher just like staring at you and he reminds you of an angry hawk so then you have to try not to laugh, but you also have to try not to cry cause you were just texting your friend and you know its impossible, but maybe just maybe he’s half robot and can see my computer screen through the back of my computer, and you think your gonna get yelled at?
person 1: "Bro don't look up."
person 2: "Why not?"
person 1: "the science teacher is staring you down."
by futurerlyhotmilf853 February 18, 2022
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teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.
John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!
by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019
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cool teacher

He/she is a science teacher for middle school or high school. He/she is cool and nice and gives his students a chance to have a say and prove their point if they say something. He/she doesn't give so much homework which is nice. Unless you didn't finish the work then that's homework but besides the point.
Student: yo i have {______} for 1st period who do you have

Student#2: I have the cool teacher
by trapsssss cheeeeeeeeee March 15, 2021
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English teacher

People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did
English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage

https: //m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
by IG Tagzii March 9, 2020
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Spanish Teacher

A teacher who uses cringey songs just to make you learn how to spell "book" in Spanish. Also, he spends his spare time learning songs that they expect students to like. In addition, they give you headaches.
Hey, you remember that annoying Spanish teacher? I hear he still uses that annoying Rockalingua website just to teach those 6 Grade kids how to write a few words.

Ugh, I remember when he used that website just to show us how to write stuff in our room.
by RandoGuyOnTheInternet April 12, 2021
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theatre teacher

A teacher known by all the school as “that teacher”.

Runs off of Diet Coke & coffee

Responsible for 100s of lives participating in the program which is harder because theatre kids are reckless with their lives and aren’t great with social cues.
Bless these teachers because without them the theatre kids would be disastrously ruling the world and forcing everyone To speak in the iambic pentameter.
1. “What is that teacher doing!”
“ oh don’t worry. It’s the theatre teacher.”
2. “Did that teacher just tell her student she needs to hate life more.”
“It’s the theatre teacher.”
by lili grace October 4, 2017
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